Jon Bon Jovi: The Justin Bieber of rock

Before I start, in this post I'll refer to him as John, since Jon is a fucking retarded way of writing it. BTW, I think this is gonna turn out a long post.

I love Bon Jovi, yeah, I really do but this guy has turned everything good they did into shit. Bon Jovi's albums have sucked since 1995, These Days was a great album, maybe their best, then everything gave a turned for the worst. John finally took over completly, they became his solo band and put everyone else in the backseat.. Funny thing is, John's the least talented in his band, take a look:

Tico Torres: He was a succesful studio musician many years before joining Bon Jovi. Fantastic drummer, one of my favorites.

David Bryan: He went to Julliard. Very talented piano player, he doesn't write too much for Bon Jovi but the songs he has written are very good, great vocals too.

Richie Sambora: Well, he's my favorite musician right now. He has written a big part of Bon Jovi hits and best songs. Better singer than John IMO, right now he sure is (i'll get on that later) and of course, his guitar playing is awesome, very tasty.

Then we have John, he used to be a good singer but sometimes a little too nasal for me; now? Mediocre at best, he hasn't been able to sing the high notes in some 15 years and the way he's singing now is horrible, I can't even figure out what he's saying most of the time. Shouldn't even mention his guitar playing, he strums like a cheerleader.

Somewhere in the early 2000's he decided he wanted to be involved in politics, oh boy, that was the end of everything good that band could do. All the fucking songs in the last 5 albums are about social stuff and everything is repetitive as hell, it gets old really quick, bitch, if you want to write about society at least be creative, the lyrics are terrible and that means the songs is terrible because all their songs now are lyrics centered (music is terrible anyway). Let's check that out:

• Work For The Working Man
  "Whos gonna work for the working man ? 
  Work for the working man" Genius.
  
  
• Army of One
  "Never give up 
  Never give up 
  Never 
  Never give up 
  Never let up 
  Ever 
  Never give in 
  You're an army of one" Rest of the song is that x40 
  
  
• Because We Can
  "I don't want to be another wave in the ocean
  I am a rock not just another grain of sand
  -That's what I want-
  I want to be the one you run to when you need a shoulder
  I ain't a soldier but I'm here to take a stand
  Because we can" Should be the sountrack of the next Barbie movie
  
  
• That's What The Water Made Me
  "That's what the water made me
  That's who I am and what I'll be
  That's what the water
  That's what the water made me
  There ain't no doubt about it" Ok, if you say so Mr. Dipshit.
  
  

I could've put the whole "What About Now" album, actually, the last 3 songs are from it, what a fucking ridiculous and horrible album that is. You have a great guitar player like Richie Sambora and you can hardly hear him on the album, I'm sure he doesn't even play on some songs, if I hadn't seen him play with them at the beginning of the year, I could've swore he was fired last year. The single "Because We Can" is so cheesy and bland, it sounds like a One motherfucking Direction song and that's how the whole album sounds really.

Do you know why Bon Jovi is the Justin Bieber of rock? Because he's a pretty face, the rest of the band gets overlooked because the girls just care about John shaking his ass at concerts, which I think it's ridiculous, I feel embarrased when he does that. In the same way as beliebers do, John's girls overlook everything bad about him and just like Bieber, Bongiovi has an ego of the size of the universe and is a major dick, fucking asshole, makes me want to $%!&$. 

Do I have to say why he's an asshole? I don't care, I will anyway.

1. 4 members, he gets 40-50% of the share, AT LEAST.
2. He charges $2000+ to meet him, for that price I expect to get a blowjob from him. If you buy that package you get an exclusive, wait for it, Bon Jovi CHAIR, ain't that lovely.
3. His lyrics, asshole.
4. He turned Bon Jovi into shit.
5. He says he's the CEO of Bon Jovi
6. He sucks at acting but he thinks he's great.
7. He fired Richie Sambora. Ok, we don't know exactly what happened but since he's an asshole, I'm gonna assume he did.
8. He's fake.
9. The stupid way he writes his name
10. His best acting was in Young Guns II, he was the blonde corpse in the box.
11. Girls cried when he cut his hair (Bieber, anyone?)
12. He broadcast the first 30 minutes of his concerts, you have to pay to see the rest.
13. He's a middle aged pretty boy.

There's much more where that came from. Still, Bon Jovi is one of my favorite bands, I hope he gets his head out of his ass and make peace with Richie, it just isn't Bon Jovi without him, I would never see them w/o him, rather see Bon Jovi without John, may aswell call it Sam Bora. As bad as they have sucked since Crush came out, there're some songs I really like, Everyday (one of my favorites BJ), You Want to Make a Memory, Thank You For Loving Me, All About Lovin' You, Undivided, Have a Nice Day, hell, I even like Who Says You Can't Go Home, even the country version.

Seeing the good songs they've put out really want me to have faith in them but I don't know if they're even Bon Jovi anymore, we don't even know if Richie Sambora will ever be back. Such a tragic ending for a great band like Bon Jovi used to be, I can just hope John remembers how the 80's and 90's John Bongiovi used to be, forget the politics and the social life and just get back to the basics.

Is this the death of music or what?!

There's a lot of crappy music out there, basically, most of the mainstream is shit but it seems like lately every dumbass can make a video and become famous, god knows I can't sing but even I could have 48328342 views on YT.

I don't know if you noticed but the last year (I think ¿?) this 13 y/o called Rebecca Black made this video called "Friday", it was the worst thing ever (and that says a lot), everybody hated it but she was everywhere, she even was at the awards show because she was an "Internet revolution" or some shit like that, WTF?. In case you don't know what that was about... I don't even know where to start, the lyrics are just DUUUUUUUUUMB, the video starts and this gitl is singing about how she just woke up and that she's gonna eat cereal, then she goes out and her  friends go to pick her up (No idea why 13 y/o kids are driving) the front sits are full and there's only one place in the back seat but still she 'sings'  "Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?" Then at night they go party and suddently this 35 y/o man comes up and start rapping non-sense, why is he partying with kids anyway? Oh, it's necessary to mention these lyrics:

"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday  
Today i-is Friday, Friday
 Tomorrow is Saturday  
And Sunday comes after ... wards"

Wow, really? I'll post the video in case you want to see it by yourself lol

THE WORST IS YET TO COME

Did you think it was over? Tonight I saw a video that actually made me miss Rebecca Black, "Hot Problems" by this couple of sluts called "Double Take", they're just standing there the whole video but it's oh so bad, bad, bad, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. They are so bad that autotune can't help them and the lyrics... look at the title "Hot Problems", these fucking bitches basically just say they are soooo hot but they also have problems like... I have to post some of the lyrics to explain this.

"Please don’t get me wrong

I know that I’m hot

Textbook perfection really takes a lot"

"I’ve got the look
I’ve got the butt
But those things don’t make me a *slut* "

"We’re just like you, except we’re hot

The world needs to open their eyes

And realize

We’re not perfect"

-__- Well, that doesn't make you a slut but you sure are one! And then, at the end, these annoying bitches have the nerve to say:

"Just kidding
We’re perfect"

Oh, if I just had a machine gun...

The poor will be poor and the rich will be rich

In developing countries 1300 million people live below the poverty line, more than 100 million people live in these conditions in industrialized countries and 120 million in Eastern Europe and Central Asia. Although the reasons why so many people living in poverty are complex, it is said that the main causes are the inequalities in the distribution of resources, services and power and the inability of many people to access knowledge. Arturo Escobar, in his book "The Invention of the Third World", tells of an unjust international economic system, he argues that the causes of poverty in developing countries must be sought outside the Third World.

Although poor people have fewer opportunities, this does not mean they can not overcome poverty alone, but they refuse that opportunity. The main obstacle to the poor is their mentality, as has been seen many times in society, some people that without any means get to be very successful and wealthy , but their mentality is different from that of those people who are still poor. If I am poor and I am unhappy with my situation it makes sense to do something to try to change it and not wait for other people to help me, but many poor blame their failures and lack of initiative to others and their situation. We often hear "I'm poor, I have no money, the government must help me, injustice is everywhere blablabla." Some clear examples of this are the story "We're very poor" by Juan Rulfo, which shows how a family blames the poverty of their misfortunes, and the book of Emile Zola's The Tavern, where a woman is about to get of poverty twice but her thinking stops her.

Japan is the third world economy, but only 20% of its land is arable, has no natural resources and is often hit by hurricanes, tsunamis and earthquakes. In Latin America people live in countries rich in resources and fertile soils, but they managed to be poor and blame the United States and capitalism. This seems to fit what T. Harv Eker said "Rich people focus on opportunities, poor people focus on obstacles". That is why most of the time people stay rich richer and the poor stay poor, the rich people are optimistic, if they want something they look for ways to have it and constantly learn and grow, poor people are pessimistic and the thought "No, I can't do" often leads to failure because they do not believe in themselves.

Another problem is the hatred between classes. It is very common to hear "the rich rob the poor" or "to be rich you have to be false" and that's another difference between rich and poor, rich people admire other rich and successful, the poor are resent the success of the rich. Robert Kiyosaki said the poor father will teach your child to be rich is to be born rich and wealthy father will teach his son to be rich or poor is something you can learn, have often seen cases of people born a poor family and manage to become very rich.

Finally, it boils down to the rich think "I do my life" and the poor think "This is the life I had to live." Poverty is a massive problem worldwide, whether it is important that governments support the poor, is an impossible situation to resolve if poor people do not help themselves. This leads many people to wonder if social inequality is the fault of the system or is it really is a personal responsibility.

Coffee was never so annoying

Aerosmith's Joey Kramer has a new coffee line and it's perfectly fine to me, many rockstars have done things like that, Joe Perry even has his own hot sauce. So, Joey's in his right to do whatever he feels and I wish him best of lucks with this business but I hope I don't ever have to hear a shit about this damn coffee again, I'm jaded.

You know, everyone wants their business to go well but everything has a limit. Joey and his wife have been abusing the hell out of twitter since that coffee came out, they tweet the whole fucking day about that (nevermind people in my timeline retweeting about that!) and then come these ass-kissers and send 9584736743 tweets saying how great it is blablabla and tag them just for them to see it and RT it. Seriously, good for you man but chill, I'm fucking sick of this coffee spam all over the place, that's the only thing he has talked about in weeks I think, he hasn't said anything about music since then and if he did, it probably got lost in the coffee shit and the bling (that's another story).

I'm sorry but I had to unfollow the Kramer's, they're going too far with this coffee thing and it's beyond annoying, like really, take it easy, I'm not following you to be reminded 24/7 how great your stupid coffee is, I don't even like coffee anyway.

I saw Paul McCartney last night and...

It was fucking awesome, so, so good, I'm still in shock, I can't believe what I saw, it's lifechanging. You know, this guy comes, he's almost 70, plays 38 songs and puts out a show better than everyone younger outthere, he sings great, plays the piano, guitar, bass guitar and everyother chord instrument you can name but then comes these stupid hoes and say Nicki Minaj is the best musician, that autotuned shit... People piss me off, someone asked on twitter "Do you think Paul McCartney is gonna sold out?" and this idiot said "I don't think so, just old people is going, I guess" so clueless! Can you tell? I don't understand how the music has degenerated so much, I always say this but I think something went wrong in the evolution process and we started to go backwards... I'm still waiting for Stephen Hawking to write about that.

Anyway, going back to the concert, I don't have anything bad to say about it, it was flawless if you ask me, he played every song I was waiting to hear and he even played "Hope of Deliverance" for the first time in 19 years! The only thing I can complain about is the woman behind me, heck, we are 2600 meters high (that is 8000 ft) and this woman said the whole time "He's so tired!" with her annoying voice, she said that since the 2nd song to the fucking 38! and I have no fucking idea what she was talking about because Paul was doing allright IMHO, I wanted to tell her to STFU but I didn't want to be mean.

Rockstars wives

First, I don't wanna hear the "you are jealous" thing because that's a very stupid argument, 2nd, I'm not saying every wife is like this. I'm not gonna say names but some of these women are just bitches and some rockstars are pussy-whipped and just don't see it, there's this one that wrote his wife a great song but she told him she didn't like it because she just likes country, for real bitch? They think they can control their husbands career too, I'm sure you know one like that.

With all this internet thing, Facebook, Twitter, etc, these wives from hell feel the need to make statements about their husbands career and disrespect fans. You know, she is married to a person who has thousands of fans, WHY would she attack a random girl that says the man is 'sexy' or 'hot' or whatever on the internet? It also seems like they're sitting all the day in twitter trying to find a fan to bitch at and controlling their husbands account. I find it really classless that they call people names like "douchebag" or the classic "they're jealous" and just being plain rude without a real reason, I also don't know why they'd take sides in a fan argument and talk shit about a fan with another fans, it's not their business. Attacking loyal fans over the internet, classy, eh?

I really think wives shouldn't involve so much in their husbands career, I have an advice for them, find a job for yourself or sit your ass down and knit a sweater and leave the fans alone, they pay for your internet connection.

Jersey Shore

There's a lot of crap in TV but there's nothing that annoys the hell out of me more than Jersey Shore, this 'reality' makes me feel like I could catch an STD through the TV, oh and stupidity too. These people are a bunch of crackheads and whores that are being paid for party and being stupid, I can't belive people actually think that shit is funny, go watch The Big Bang Theory or something.

Ok, some people find it funny and then there're the Jersey Shore fanboys, the other day I said Snooki was a slut and someone was upset and told me to 'Respect the poor girl, she isn't', uhm, sorry, she is, the whole world knows it. Snooki is the most scandalous person in that show, this woman... I don't even know what to say about Snooki, as if  t wasn't enough, she's also the most stupid in that show and man, that says a lot. BTW, I almost forgot it, she's pregnant and her baby is expected to be born on December 23... the Mayans knew.

The cast get $100.000 per episode, that is SO insulting to REAL tv celebrities and people in that general that actually work, these alcoholics are getting rich because they're stupid. I hope this shit gets cancelled but I doubt it'll happen anytime soon because people actually watch it and it has one of the highest ratings on TV, which is very sad.